Chris's Frankie in "Remain Aloof" mode
Your cat monopolizes your favorite chair or he/she insists on watching The Dog Whisperer when you really want to see Top Chef. And nothing you can say makes any difference; you just get ignored no matter how hard you plead, beg, cajole. Well, here's the answer you've been waiting for--the "Control-A-Cat" remote control. Simply point it at your cat, press the buttons on the remote, and see what happens. With buttons for "Stop Scratching," "Show Affection," "Remain Aloof" and others, you'll be in control in no time. It's finally your turn to make your cat do what you want. I definitely think Chris needs one of these for his birthday. That "Chair" button should come in especially handy.