Monday, April 20, 2009

John Boehner Explains It All To Us

I'm really glad I didn't miss John Boehner on George Stephanopoulos's This Week show yesterday morning. If I had I wouldn't know to what we owe all the global warming that is ruining our Earth. George spent quite a bit of air time trying to get a straight answer out of Boehner who seemed to maybe not quite understand the questions. But he gamely did his best. Here's Boehner's response to GS's query as to what the responsible way to curtail greenhouse gases is:

George, the idea that carbon dioxide is a carcinogen that is harmful to our environment is almost comical. Every time we exhale, we exhale carbon dioxide. Every cow in the world, you know, when they do what they do, you've got more carbon dioxide. And so I think it's clear...

So. . .now we know whose fault it is:

Darn cows.

Thanks, John, for clearing that up.

1 comment:

Brother Chris said...

Could this guy possibly be more of a poster-boy for all that ails the Grand Old Party?